i'd rather...

Life is all about choices, isn't it? Would you rather read this blog or do something productive with your time? Would you believe the brain-power behind this blog is fueled by several college graduates with a penchant for faux chaps? Would you rather not know that last detail? Wussy. Would you like to know more? Read on, dear caitiff...

Friday, March 31, 2006

I'd rather be dreaming...

Last night I dreamt of a deformed rottweiler puppy, that I reluctantly nursed. It grew to be a healthy box of cereal that, ironically, couldn't hold down it's milk.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

Letters to your nipples.

I'd rather be sucking tit through sweater than blogging.

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Words on love.

dean,

i understand you have an opinion of me that you like to share. perhaps you would like to share it with me?

d@n

A scary asshole sent me that email. The all lowercase is an extra element of terror.

posted by Dean Evans @ 10:49 PM   0 comments

Friday, February 17, 2006

Musings on lust.

Is there a such thing as too much pussy?
There is indeed.

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